OK, a colleague sent this to me. It's basically a suggested set of new testing styles that could be applied to projects that are a little... out of control...
The following testing programs will be implemented immediately as additions to the regularly scheduled regression testing:
- Aggression Testing: Punching all developers with an open bug.
- Confession Testing: All developers must admit what they either cannot do or have given up on.
- Digression Testing: Developers must change the subject and ramble when the topic of bugs comes up.
- Repression Testing: All developers must tell everyone who they secretly want to kill.
- Oppression Testing: All developers will be required to work 24 hours a day until all bugs are fixed.
- Depression Testing: All developers must explain which bugs make them sad, and why.
- Succession Testing: Developers must be able to name the chain of command in the event that a PM dies.
- Hessian Testing: QA will be done with a sack over your head.
- Joe Pescian Testing: All functions to be tested by a hot-headed Mafioso.
